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eau de toilette 

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.
I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

Toilerbating 

1. Procrasterbating, on the toilet.
2. Masterbating on the toilet.
"Hey man, where's Bailey?"
"He started toilerbating about seven minutes ago, he should be back soon."
Toilerbating by BigJulie March 29, 2010

Shit Toleration Level

The level of shit you're willing to tolerate from a significant other.
Yo, beotch, your man has cheated on you so many times, where is your shit toleration level? Do you have one?

Russian Toilette 

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.
Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"
Russian Toilette by tnear January 23, 2011
Word of the Day on February 27, 2011

toiletelephobia

fear of dropping your cell phone in the toilet
I won't answer my cell while using the restroom because of my toiletelephobia.
toiletelephobia by frehd December 28, 2008

tolerage 

Tolerage, to suppress intense rage, yet show tolerance.
"Windows 8 is actually a good performance boost, but the UI is terribad - I tolerage it."
tolerage by byork March 12, 2014