Toilerate

To use someone as a toilet but in a kinky way. Sometimes also reffered as a glorified cum dumpster.

I tolerate you but that doesn't mean I won't toilerate you.

by ArlenDT September 29, 2022

eau de toilette

The least strong of perfumes, this is a French phrase.

I had a choice of perfume, cologne, or eau de toilette.

by Starchylde May 31, 2016

Toilerbating

1. Procrasterbating, on the toilet.
2. Masterbating on the toilet.

"Hey man, where's Bailey?"
"He started toilerbating about seven minutes ago, he should be back soon."

by BigJulie March 29, 2010

Shit Toleration Level

The level of shit you're willing to tolerate from a significant other.

Yo, beotch, your man has cheated on you so many times, where is your shit toleration level? Do you have one?

by Jackie007 May 1, 2011

Russian Toilette

After sitting on the toilet to poop, you notice that there is less than one-quarter of a roll of toilet paper, and no spare in the bathroom. You decide to poop anyway, gambling on the fact you will have enough toilet paper to have a satifying wipe.

Husband: "Honey, I just played Russian Toilette, and lost"
Wife: "Sucks to be you. Try not to bite your fingernails"

by tnear January 23, 2011

toiletelephobia

fear of dropping your cell phone in the toilet

I won't answer my cell while using the restroom because of my toiletelephobia.

by frehd December 28, 2008

tolerage

Tolerage, to suppress intense rage, yet show tolerance.

"Windows 8 is actually a good performance boost, but the UI is terribad - I tolerage it."

by byork March 12, 2014