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Toefoo is basically toejam that comes from the tootsies of a health conscious person, thereby making it more edible. Kind of like tofu vs. red meat.
Ginny asked me to go down on her toes right after we got back from the hike. I enjoy chowing down and injesting her toefoo since she takes care of herself physically, as opposed to a stinky chick with funky feet.
toefoo by Big Ed Moustapha June 14, 2011
Related Words
toefuck • toefl • toeffy • Toefu • Toef • toefa • Toefail • Toefarmer • toefartas • toeficioado
A toefa is a former sofa which has had someone's bare feet on them, hence 'toe'fa.
Sophia: She has her feet out on the Sofa
Zara: Ergh *rolls eyes*
Fiza: Those feet look like hands
Sal: Thats unSweeterman
Sophia: It's a toefa now
toefa by SalSweeterman June 30, 2016
toefl (Test of English as a Foreign Language). The main purpose is to know how good is ur English
A: I´m takin´the toefl test in 3 weeks, n´i´m so nervous
B: Don´t worry. you´ll do great, just keep practicin´
toefl by gere14//7 September 10, 2010
When a person smells like fish or seafood and is shaped like a big toe.
Adriana over there really is a toefish.
"What's a toefish?"
"Kinda sounds like another breed of fish"
Yeah, and Adriana sure does fit the description. 😁
toefish by Fr esh A voc a do 🥑 December 22, 2017

Liam ToeFish 

Liam Toefish is so cool and gets all the ladies and he gets all the men too, he loves Fortnite and is super swag he knows know fear and is the opposite of gay
Girl1: "he liam can i suck your toes" Girl2: "no let me suck your toes there so cool and swag" Liam ToeFish: na man im swag POG!!!!!
Liam ToeFish by Cool toe face March 2, 2021
The act of penetration by one's vagina or anus by a toe.
As Tiffany half-heartedly resisted the urge to once again scratch her yeast infection, she recalled a lecture from her high school health class warning about the dangers of being toefucked by someone with athlete's foot.
toefuck by Paul and Anne November 15, 2005
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