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A kid who likes to clip their toe nails and chew on them/eat them. However if the person is flexible enough, the preferred type of consumption is biting the toe nails off with the teeth and savoring their sweet fungus.
A) Ate some toefu last night, shit was dro.
B) Oh yeahh... you get some gang green underneath those bitches?
A) You already know man I've been savin these for 2 months just waiting for the right moment...and damn was it worth it.
B) Niiice
by Ghost of Daryl April 28, 2010
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