toefoo

Toefoo is basically toejam that comes from the tootsies of a health conscious person, thereby making it more edible. Kind of like tofu vs. red meat.

Ginny asked me to go down on her toes right after we got back from the hike. I enjoy chowing down and injesting her toefoo since she takes care of herself physically, as opposed to a stinky chick with funky feet.

by Big Ed Moustapha June 14, 2011

ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?

This is what British mfs named "Sir Bumble Nockntooten IV" expect you to say on Halloween rather than, "Trick or treat?"

The story of Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's expectation for children to say "ludicrous tomfoolery or delectable sweets?"

Me: *Knocks on Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV's door*
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Opens door*
Me: "Trick or treat?!"
Sir Bumble Nockentooten IV: *Closes door in anger and pure frustration and starts to cry*

by Minecraft Muffin November 3, 2020

Engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery

Child abduction

"me an the boys will engage in a mild amount of tomfoolery"
Stated seconds before kidnapping and murdering 5 children

by TheRandomGuy_BD January 2, 2022

tomfoolery

acts that are not intelligent, shenanigans and/or hooliganisms.

Im not gonna call her a cock,I will not stand for such tomfoolery

by Joe Ro. August 30, 2004

tomfoolery

Doing acts of random stupidity. Not using your brain when you perform a prank.

"I do not have time to deal with you kids knocking over these port-a-pottys, i just cant deal with all this tomfoolery tonight".

by Jon1235 September 23, 2005

tomfooler

the accused one of pulling the wool over someone's eyes, someone who is mischievious

Why, you tomfooler! Your birthday is really tommorrow.

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

tomfoolery

foolishness of the type tom would engage in

"Enough of this greeked tomfoolery. It's called lavaliered."

by Elric21 July 31, 2012