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REAL = Test Of English As A Foreign Language.

Mine = The immediate response in anger/ happiness/ dismay/ praise/ sympathy(Toef)/or insult. Or a random act of speech.
Yo, Toef my brof.

Jimmy: My dog died.
Billy: Oh Toefl, I'm sorry.

Insult-
I swear, I'm gonna toef you so hard you wont know the difference between a pizza and an alien.

Random-
Holy Toefl!!
toefl by Carndizzle February 4, 2007
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Tipping over exasperated from laughing.

Can be used as a much more exuberant expression than lol.
He was embarassing himself so much i was toefl.
toefl by londonook September 18, 2007

TOEFL English 

1- Awkwardly formal, stiff, or robotic English that sounds like it was copied from a test prep book — usually written by someone who learned English from academic materials or is studying for the TOEFL exam.

2- A sarcastic jab at grammar snobs who act like every ESL speaker online should write perfect, textbook English with zero slang, typos, or mistakes — as if they're in an actual TOEFL exam.
1- It sounds like so much TOEFL English.

2- Bro, this is Discord, not the TOEFL Exam. I am not going to speak TOEFL English here.
TOEFL English by Abzu Land September 24, 2025
Meaning owned, used by radiant valorant dipshits.
Person 1-"Damn, you just got fucking tofled".

Person 2- "What the fuck is a tofle".
Tofled by The pistacchio November 27, 2021

Teflon Flu 

Nickname given by employees to the effects felt after working in DuPont P.F.O.A. storage tanks. Medical conditions caused by PFOA (perfluorooctanoic acid), a product used in the manufacture of teflon by DuPont, include birth defects, kidney cancer, testicular cancer, thyroid disease, pre-eclampsia, and ulcerative colitis. 70,000 people living near the plant in Parkersburg, West Virginia regularly drank water tainted with the chemical known to be poisonous by DuPont - facts covered up at local, city and state levels, including the Parkersburg EPA. If not for the tenacity of local farmer Wilbur Tennant and lawyer Robert Bilott the case would not have been exposed.
Fred came home from work sick again — fever, nausea, diarrhea, vomiting — after working in one of the PFOA storage tanks. It happens all the time at the DuPont plant. His wife says the men at the plant call it ‘‘Teflon Flu.’’ Don't worry about it, he'll be fine.
Teflon Flu by Danny Anonymous November 27, 2020
Slippery and tough.

(see also kevlon)
He kept dodging tackles and never got hurt, he's got teflar skin.
teflar by Anthony Sheppard February 8, 2007
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briefcake 

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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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