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Toastarianism 

Toastarianism is the religion based on the person and teachings of the Holy Toaster, or its beliefs and practices.

The Holy Book
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The Book of Toast
1:1 Always have at least 2 pieces of toast on you at all times.
1:2 If a dolphin wants to have sex with you, you can not deny.
1:3 On Thursday you must meet up with another Toastarian if you can and say the Toastarian solute 5 1/3 times in unison.
1:4 You have to be a member of a band or orchestra.
1:5 Trumpet players are not allowed to be priests
1:6 A traditional Toastarian Trio consists of a Trombone, Euphonium, and Baritone Saxophone.
1:7 All Toastarian folk music shall be arranged in a Toastarian Trio.
1:8 All Toastarian Trios shall be published on flat.io.
1:9 Trumpets have no rights and can be violated at any given moment.
1:10 No man can possess more than 3 toasters.
1:11 Every chapter must contain at least 3 members.
The Holy Toaster with wings is the symbol of Toastarianism.
Toastarianism by Blakeeeeeeeeeee November 11, 2019

Tortation 

A sexual act comprised of sticking your finger into the pussy along with your dick to and then twist the girl around in a circle on your dick. It has to be a relatively small girl.
I gave this beautiful woman a tortation last night. It was epic.
Tortation by coconutspeds April 26, 2011

tootation 

Person 1: what was that
Person 2: oh sorry it was my tootation
tootation by Isa bleu November 9, 2017

Roastation 

Being verbally roasted to the point of devastation.
Ice-T caused the perp serious Roastation
Roastation by Ya boi May 21, 2018

Tomitation 

a generous mix of both tomfoolery and imitation created by David
Tomitation is the greatest form of flattery
Tomitation by paggieroo September 9, 2022

toolstation 

1. The emptied sack of a male after his vasectomy, now becomes a useful storage location for his small drill bits.
2. The worse and more expensive alternative to the best trade shop in the world Screw-Fix
Eg: "Mate can you pass me the PZ2 bit" "Yeah sure bro just reach into my toolstation you know where I keep them ;) "