toashted
toashted by Most Valuable Toashter November 25, 2006
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Toashted
Subway slang for warming up one's sandwich sub. When the Subway workers are taking someone's order, they tend to slur their words. So, when they ask if you want to heat or toast your sub, they may say "Do you want it toashted?" It is quite common and makes your interactions with them more personal with such quirks, much like your uncle who slaps his knee every time he makes a corny joke.
Kumar: Hello! Thank you for coming to Subway! How may I help you?
Danny: Ah, yes, could I get a footlong Italian BMT on oat?
Kumar: Okey doke. Would you like it toashted?
Danny: Oh yes! I love a nice, warm sub!
Danny: Ah, yes, could I get a footlong Italian BMT on oat?
Kumar: Okey doke. Would you like it toashted?
Danny: Oh yes! I love a nice, warm sub!
Toashted by @Mr.Toashty February 22, 2017
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toasted clit
When a female's clitoris absorbs an excessive amount of heat from friction during intercouse, usually a result of savage coitus
During intercourse:
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
Female to male: "You are going to have to stop, I cant go any more for I have a toasted clit"
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Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted
When you roast someone and they have no comebacks at all and just standing there, absorbing the screams from the crowd as the roastee, makes a square in the air with his hands, and waves a check in the air.
1: You're ugly!
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.
Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
2: That sounds like a mouthful, i'm sure you used that when you were choking on your dads dick.
Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an example of someone being Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted.
Me: please help me i'm bored and made a shitty meme...
Roasted, Toasted, Packaged up, and Posted by Zupalan January 9, 2019
Toasted Snowflake
The little pieces of dried poop covered toilet paper that fall from one’s butt crack. A sign of poor wiping technique
As I walked around the house in my underwear little toasted snowflakes were sprinkled across my hardwood floors.
Toasted Snowflake by Monty Burns May 7, 2020
roasted and toasted
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