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a fabulous internet-writer with wit dryer than Antarctica and talent greater than the majority of Internet-writers. Perhaps one of the few with a chance at Harry Styles, the writer with the alias of 'Toasted Bagels,' is also known as Kate.
"She's so talented, she must be some embodiment of ToastedBagels."
by her Baked Brethren September 17, 2013
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The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .
He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.
by eggos January 06, 2015
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