to google

the act of searching something on the internet, mainly on google

I had to do a report on Spain, so I went to google it and found a lot of information.

by PBnJ October 14, 2004

to Google yourself

to masturbate

Yeah you know it's true, I'm not afraid to say, but I Google myself, like everyday! I don't need anybody else, when I think about me, I Google myself! (I Google myself = first person singular of to Google yourself)

by M_E November 3, 2008

According to Google

Phrase used in response to a random question which could have been easily answered by simply Googling it. Usually after a few quick taps on your phone.

A more polite form of JFGI, but with the same message.

him: I wonder what Zeitgeist means?
her: According to Google, Zeitgeist means "the spirit of the times". And here are the top ten topics searched for last year...

by allterrain October 6, 2013

I swear to Google

If in an argument Danny says I swear to google he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

If in an argument Danny says "I swear to Google" he means that he has checked all said historical facts on the matter and challenges you to google it!!!

by Dannyplv702 January 11, 2012

According to Google

"According to Google" (A2G in txt speech) is what you say when you have used Google to look up the answer to a question someone asks you, or a statement they made that you believe to be false.

1: What is the weather in Cincinnati today?

49 degrees and overcast, According to Google

2: Kristina: 5 km is 3.2 miles

Mike: Actually 5 km is 3.10685596 miles A2G.

by valleymd September 23, 2012

go to google

Substitute for 'go to hell', used when someone is prying about something, you wouldn't like to define.

"Hey, what is a 'vadászgörény'?"
"Don't know..."
"Hey, what is a ...?"
"Don't know..."
...
"Hey..."
"Go to google!!!"

by Ad@m June 11, 2005

go back to google.com

JUST × OUT OF GOOGLE YOU STUPID FUCK

Hey dad i am in urban dictionary and i want to know how i go back to google.com

by anonymous September 19, 2020