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A four mile stretch of State Route 40 between Pataskala and Kikersville, Ohio. When the snow in the median melts then re-freezes at night, it becomes a 4 mile long skating rink on the Eastbound lanes.
Dude, I hit the Black Ice Beast at 60MPH after that re-freeze and spun so far I had to change my pants...twice!
by Valleymd February 2, 2009
Get the Black Ice Beastmug. Bracket Flu: A disease caused by ten men and an air-filled rubber ball that becomes widespread in the United States the 3rd weekend of March. The disease has been known to be terrible duing years of widespread upsets and buzzer beaters.
Symptoms: Fatigue, irritability, confusion, dizzyness, nausea
Severe cases have been known to cause depression causing many to stay home from work/school on Monday after the first and second rounds are complete.
The Only Cure: A minimum of one Buzzer Beater the following weekend.
Symptoms: Fatigue, irritability, confusion, dizzyness, nausea
Severe cases have been known to cause depression causing many to stay home from work/school on Monday after the first and second rounds are complete.
The Only Cure: A minimum of one Buzzer Beater the following weekend.
Jim caught bracket flu after Ohio U beat Georgetown in 2010. He didn't return to work for a full week.
by valleymd March 18, 2010
Get the Bracket Flumug. OK Mike, were going to form a new Body Band, and you will be on the Tumdrum. I will be the air guitar, and Chris is going to be the vocals.
by valleymd January 4, 2011
Get the Tumdrummug. The Friday before Mother's Day, when all the son's realize they forgot to get their Mom a gift, and they only have 48 hours in which to do so. So they take the day off work Friday hoping to find some time to get a gift, but they wake up late and get drunk instead (in honor of Son's Day), and end up with no money and no Mother's Day gift.
Son's Day was great this year, I woke up at noon, drank a case of beer and grilled out all day. I hope I have enough money to get Mom a gift for Mother's Day on Sunday.
by valleymd May 7, 2010
Get the Son's Daymug. Utilizing cold outdoor temperatures to chill a beverage that has come home from the grocery store at room temperature.
Spendthrift: "Mike is a cheapskate, so to save energy he puts his room temperature case of Beer outside in the winter to cool it to fridge temperature. He calls it Freefridgeration."
by valleymd September 27, 2012
Get the Freefridgerationmug. by valleymd December 10, 2009
Get the Tranny Clausmug. The one month period before the NFL season starts, when the Brett Favre retirement saga becomes the top story on every sports radio and TV show in the country.
Favre: Hmmm... I want a month named after me.
Madden: Well, Brett, uh... Maybe you should just start texting your teammates in August and say you are quitting, but then all you have to do is change your mind when training camp ends, and go play football BOOOM! Tough actin' Tinactin.
Favre: John, that's a great idea, I will be the top story on SportsCenter for a month, we'll call it Favrember.
Madden: Well, Brett, uh... Maybe you should just start texting your teammates in August and say you are quitting, but then all you have to do is change your mind when training camp ends, and go play football BOOOM! Tough actin' Tinactin.
Favre: John, that's a great idea, I will be the top story on SportsCenter for a month, we'll call it Favrember.
by valleymd August 4, 2010
Get the Favrembermug.