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(adj.) tjoef is an Afrikaans word meaning vape most students in high schools use this term.
And tjoef's come in many different tipes of forms like vuse,juul,disposables etc.
(English term) Hey, man borrow me your tjoef.
(Afrikaans term) Hey,jou dom poes leen my vinnig jou tjoef
Tjoef by Groot tril van tonder July 30, 2022
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(n) A South African word meaning Crystal Meth
"Jinne Bra jys nou sommer bogus" " Ja-nee ekt biedje tjoef geslaan"
tjoef by craizybrada August 17, 2014
Related Words
tjoef toefuck toefl tooef toeffy Toefu Thoef Tjoekoe Tjoening Tjoepie
It have 2 meanings.

1) Is for a dispossable vape.
2) Is for crystal meth
1) Oi, gee my tjoef daar
2) Oi my lanie , kos tjoef biedji
Tjoef by tjoefer October 19, 2023
A type of slang for love, more specificly used to express unconditional love. Most commonly used in the Turkish language.
Oh youre the tjofsen of my life.
Tjofsen by Peachguy January 20, 2021
To mess something up, to break it beyond reasonable repair
That guy just tooefed his engine by using the wrong fuel.

I just tooefed my relationship with my girlfriend because I started stalking her pregnant sister
tooef by mdfirefighter August 13, 2009
Toefoo is basically toejam that comes from the tootsies of a health conscious person, thereby making it more edible. Kind of like tofu vs. red meat.
Ginny asked me to go down on her toes right after we got back from the hike. I enjoy chowing down and injesting her toefoo since she takes care of herself physically, as opposed to a stinky chick with funky feet.
toefoo by Big Ed Moustapha June 14, 2011
A toefa is a former sofa which has had someone's bare feet on them, hence 'toe'fa.
Sophia: She has her feet out on the Sofa
Zara: Ergh *rolls eyes*
Fiza: Those feet look like hands
Sal: Thats unSweeterman
Sophia: It's a toefa now
toefa by SalSweeterman June 30, 2016
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Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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