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To mess something up, to break it beyond reasonable repair
That guy just tooefed his engine by using the wrong fuel.

I just tooefed my relationship with my girlfriend because I started stalking her pregnant sister
tooef by mdfirefighter August 13, 2009
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Destroying something as a result of foolish upgrades or misguided repairs, typically automotive related.
He tooefed his engine when he sprayed lighter fluid in the airbox.
tooef by Oldpoopie May 29, 2010
Related Words
tooef toof toofer toefuck tjoef toefl toofah toeffy Toefu Tooele
verb:

To screw up, break, or destroy something. Usually relating to a stupid reason. A fuck-up or major blunder.

"tooefed," or "tooef'd," pronounced toof'd
I just tooefed my job and got fired by stalking the boss's pregnant daughter. Now I just cryfap in the corner of my basement apartment all day.

I tooefed my computer by dropping it off of my balcony.

I tooefed my car by pulling out into oncoming traffic without looking! ohnoes.
tooef by teh dub August 13, 2009

bloof toof 

Ebonics for blue tooth.
Dat nigga got bloof toof technology!
bloof toof by Pedro2010 September 7, 2007
Ha toof is the sound made when you spit
Moe: Ya Kaleb, ha toof alayk
Tiny town in northern Utah where the only thing to do is go to Wal-mart. Pronounced Too-will-uh
Tooele? How do you pronounce that?
Tooele by Mori-tora April 6, 2009

spittin' da toof 

spitting the fragments of a toothpick that you bit onto the street while walking with your trademark swag after eating at a buffet
Bob: Dude check it out, whats that guy doing?

John: Oh he's spittin' da toof, I'm hungry now, let's get sumthin to eat

Bob: aight, ima spit da toof after, too.
spittin' da toof by justjared135 March 24, 2009
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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