Titty-Womp

To slap very hard with a bare palm onto another mans exposed man-boobs

I just Titty-Womped the guy who fucked my sister!

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

tittywop

An easy way to say TTIWWOP, which stands for This Thread Is Worthless WithOut Pics.

Poster1: Man, I just saw this hawt chick at teh bus stop!
Poster2: Tittywop.

by jsh139 December 22, 2005

Tittywampus

Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.

Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!

by Dr. and Mrs. Richard More September 23, 2013

Titywompus

A person or thing who is acting completely weird, out of the ordinary, or very hyper.

"Wow, Amanda, you are such a Titywompus"

by Mirandamaeee March 22, 2009

tittywompus

When one breast is noticeably lower than the other, crooked, or one breast is noticeably larger than the other.

Dustin: Did you see that chicks tatterz?
Jared: Yah man, those things were all tittywompus.

by Jared A. April 2, 2008

tittywop

this thread is worthless without pix!!!

by Anonymous April 26, 2003

Tittywampus

In a circumstance where a ladies breast hits you in the face accidentally.

I was laid in bed last night and the wife jumped in next to me, her breast hit me in the face and gave me a right tittywampus.

by Dr Loverocket March 26, 2021