Skip to main content

Tittywampus

Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.
Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!
Related Words

Titywompus

A person or thing who is acting completely weird, out of the ordinary, or very hyper.
"Wow, Amanda, you are such a Titywompus"
Titywompus by Mirandamaeee March 22, 2009

tittywompus

When one breast is noticeably lower than the other, crooked, or one breast is noticeably larger than the other.
Dustin: Did you see that chicks tatterz?
Jared: Yah man, those things were all tittywompus.

tittywompus by Jared A. April 2, 2008

Tittywampus

In a circumstance where a ladies breast hits you in the face accidentally.
I was laid in bed last night and the wife jumped in next to me, her breast hit me in the face and gave me a right tittywampus.
Tittywampus by Dr Loverocket March 26, 2021

tittywompus

Any adult man with large feminine breasts. Most commonly accompanied by morbid obesity and a plethra of extremely coarse and dark body hair. Can fit the description of Hagrid from the Harry potter series.
Here comes Tittywompus.
tittywompus by armpitpolice May 8, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026