Tittywampus

Any circumstance or condition by which a woman's breasts are knocked askew, rendering them out of balance, lopsided, asymmetrically distorted or otherwise visually unappealing in appearance and presentation.

Honey, please adjust your négligée! Your boobs look all tittywampus. One is hanging out the side and the other is spilling over the top!

by Dr. and Mrs. Richard More September 23, 2013

Tittywampus

In a circumstance where a ladies breast hits you in the face accidentally.

I was laid in bed last night and the wife jumped in next to me, her breast hit me in the face and gave me a right tittywampus.

by Dr Loverocket March 26, 2021

kittywampus

Utter chaos, thrown together, unorgainzed in any sense.

The blankets on the bed became kittywampus after the long night with him.

by Harley Duncan January 26, 2005

Titywompus

A person or thing who is acting completely weird, out of the ordinary, or very hyper.

"Wow, Amanda, you are such a Titywompus"

by Mirandamaeee March 22, 2009

kittywampus

crazy word from south-western wisconsin meaning-off-balenced, uncentered, or a general state of confusion.

(south western wisconsinite)o man that picture is all kittywampus
(normal person)wtf?

by rainbow_colored_bangles March 24, 2005

tittywompus

When one breast is noticeably lower than the other, crooked, or one breast is noticeably larger than the other.

Dustin: Did you see that chicks tatterz?
Jared: Yah man, those things were all tittywompus.

by Jared A. April 2, 2008

kittywampus

Knocked askew. Alternate form of Kattywampus

"Slamming the door knocks the pictures on my wall all kittywampus."

by Char H January 8, 2006