Fetxch's definitions

Titty-Womp

To slap very hard with a bare palm onto another mans exposed man-boobs

I just Titty-Womped the guy who fucked my sister!

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

Scamp Walker

Someone who is always trying to bend the rules and gets by doing the bare minimum.
This word was popularized by Jerry Jeff Walkers song Gettin’ by.

Gary over there is such a Scamp Walker.

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

Pissin’ in the Wind

Doing something dumb or inconceivable in which the aftermath hurts everyone.

Joe got everyone in trouble by doing that, he really is Pissin’ in the Wind.

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

James McMurtry

James McMurtry is an American rock and folk rock/americana singer, songwriter, guitarist, bandleader, and occasional actor. He performs with veteran bandmates Daren Hess, Cornbread, and Tim Holt. His father, novelist Larry McMurtry, gave him his first guitar at age seven.

My favorite James McMurtry song is Choctaw Bingo.

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

Jerry Jeff Walker

Jerry Jeff Walker is an American country music singer and songwriter. He is best known for writing "Mr. Bojangles".

Are you going to see Jerry Jeff Walker at Gruene Hall tonight?

by Fetxch March 15, 2020

Coffee

The black juice that keeps mankind running.

Man, I need my coffee to get through the day.

by Fetxch March 16, 2020

Suckalicious

A word used to describe a super gay man who (usually) talks in a squeaky feminine voice.

Gabe over there is super Suckalicious.

by Fetxch March 24, 2020