Titty-whompus 

When something is the titts but better. So good it whomps on titties.

Man, I got to drive that new Ferarri - that was titty-whompus!

How cool is that new bar?
It's titty-whompus!

Titty-whompus by Wheel2 February 29, 2008

King Titty Whompus 

generally a person who has mastered the art of titty fondling to the major third degree.

Person 1: look at jeff go, i mean hes doing great
Person 2: yeah he must be a King Titty Whompus

King Titty Whompus by DustNugget December 9, 2011

tittywompus

When one breast is noticeably lower than the other, crooked, or one breast is noticeably larger than the other.

Dustin: Did you see that chicks tatterz?
Jared: Yah man, those things were all tittywompus.

tittywompus by Jared A. April 2, 2008

tittywompus

Any adult man with large feminine breasts. Most commonly accompanied by morbid obesity and a plethra of extremely coarse and dark body hair. Can fit the description of Hagrid from the Harry potter series.

Here comes Tittywompus.

tittywompus by armpitpolice May 8, 2010