tittywompus

When one breast is noticeably lower than the other, crooked, or one breast is noticeably larger than the other.

Dustin: Did you see that chicks tatterz?
Jared: Yah man, those things were all tittywompus.

by Jared A. April 2, 2008

tittywompus

Any adult man with large feminine breasts. Most commonly accompanied by morbid obesity and a plethra of extremely coarse and dark body hair. Can fit the description of Hagrid from the Harry potter series.

Here comes Tittywompus.

by armpitpolice May 8, 2010