Tits and shit

A variable for any noun, adjective, or swear word.

Hey come get your tits and shit out of my car

by Barnyman July 31, 2011

Tits and shits

Humans

Hey GODS, look at what those tits and shits have done this time

by Myster Vbody April 07, 2018

tit shit

Adj. Used to describe something of equal parts good and bad.

Hey Jon, the hottest cop pulled me over today!
No way that is tit shit.

by Dan Collier April 14, 2008

Tit Fuck the Shit

1.When a male sticks his erect penis into a piece of shit by welding two feces into the shape of two breasts. Therefore Tit Fucking the Shit, or the practice of ShitFuckerry/FuckShit.

2. Something you say when the randomest crap happens or you get so pissed off about something.

1. Jack: "Damn, bro. I knew Levy was a nerd but I had no clue he would Tit Fuck the Shit!"

2. When Johnny's girlfriend dumped him, his mom died, his dog threw up on him, and he broke his nose he had one thing left to say. "TIT FUCK THE SHIT!!!"

by ShuckTheFit November 28, 2009

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

when your mom doesn't give you your xbox one

"MOM WHAT THE FUCKING MY ASS TITS FUCKING WERES MY GOSH DARNNNNNN XDOXX!"
"fock you" your moms says passing by

eat my fuckin ass tits fucking ass fucking shit

by faeyrfvebyi April 19, 2019

Tit shit

A mole on someone's tits

She's got a couple big tit shits and I'm just not about that man, I prefer clear skin

by skids-n-shids June 09, 2022