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when a girl is laying down with her body in front of you and shes licking your balls while you jerk off, then you cum and yell out "four!!!!" and you try to land it as close to her pussy as you can (this is funnier if the girl has some amount of pubic hair)
Hey baby how about we go back to my place and you let me give you a Titalist?
titalist by John Vell February 25, 2009
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totalist 

Know it all, and never wrong. Black and white perception of truth. No gray zone.
Fireworks are Phyrotechnics, they are the same. To a totalist person, they are different. One is for public use the other for a big event
totalist by chatita77 January 16, 2011
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A brand of golf balls made up by a person who had tits on the mind.
Look at those tits!; Titlist is my favorite brand of golf balls.
Titlist by Pablo734 March 14, 2018
Word play on guitarist - referring specifically to a female online content creator dressed provocatively pandering to males, playing guitar in a mediocre manner on TikTok, YouTube, or other social media.
This girl is playing “smells like teen spirit” wearing a bra and acid washed short shorts is a total titarist.
titarist by Embracedk November 4, 2022
Similar to a poser. Someone who claims to be Something they are not, uses imagery for something they are not, or identifies as something they aren’t in order to appeal, pose, or think they are something they are not.

Like a girl decking or in band merch when she only likes one song or it’s popular, or a religious man with no respect for his religions own teachings.

Pronounced “Title-ist”
“Did you see his new shirt? He never listened to Floyd a day in his life, he’s such a titlist.”
Titlist by Lord_Smud November 1, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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