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when a girl is laying down with her body in front of you and shes licking your balls while you jerk off, then you cum and yell out "four!!!!" and you try to land it as close to her pussy as you can (this is funnier if the girl has some amount of pubic hair)
Hey baby how about we go back to my place and you let me give you a Titalist?
titalist by John Vell February 25, 2009
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totalist 

Know it all, and never wrong. Black and white perception of truth. No gray zone.
Fireworks are Phyrotechnics, they are the same. To a totalist person, they are different. One is for public use the other for a big event
totalist by chatita77 January 16, 2011
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A brand of golf balls made up by a person who had tits on the mind.
Look at those tits!; Titlist is my favorite brand of golf balls.
Titlist by Pablo734 March 14, 2018
Word play on guitarist - referring specifically to a female online content creator dressed provocatively pandering to males, playing guitar in a mediocre manner on TikTok, YouTube, or other social media.
This girl is playing “smells like teen spirit” wearing a bra and acid washed short shorts is a total titarist.
titarist by Embracedk November 4, 2022
Similar to a poser. Someone who claims to be Something they are not, uses imagery for something they are not, or identifies as something they aren’t in order to appeal, pose, or think they are something they are not.

Like a girl decking or in band merch when she only likes one song or it’s popular, or a religious man with no respect for his religions own teachings.

Pronounced “Title-ist”
“Did you see his new shirt? He never listened to Floyd a day in his life, he’s such a titlist.”
Titlist by Lord_Smud November 1, 2025
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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