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titleist
guy1: What clubs you got?
guy2 Titleist
guy1: O i got Dynacrafts...any good?
guy2: If you want to hit it like mark over there
mark: Me?
guy2 Titleist
guy1: O i got Dynacrafts...any good?
guy2: If you want to hit it like mark over there
mark: Me?
titleist by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005
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titleist ass
Kim walked by me in a bikini at the beach yesterday and I wasn’t sure if i should puke or pull out my wood driver when I saw her titleist ass.
titleist ass by ClayBoy1 February 6, 2018
Titleist Ad
A putt that is the perfect speed so as to just gently rest on the edge of the cup before falling in, resembling a slow-motion shot that would appear in a comercial for Titleist.
Titleist Ad by BennyTheJet1999 October 7, 2020
titleist
Said as tit-le-ist. Someone who is so annoying and so unaware of their stupidity that they wouldn't even be useful as a tit. Not to be confused with Titleist golf balls.
A:"Does she EVER shut the hell up?"
R:"No. And she doesn't even realize that it's driving everyone fucking mad.
A:"Sam is the titleist motherfucker i know."
R:"No. And she doesn't even realize that it's driving everyone fucking mad.
A:"Sam is the titleist motherfucker i know."
titleist by CaptainDouche May 29, 2006
Titlist
Similar to a poser. Someone who claims to be Something they are not, uses imagery for something they are not, or identifies as something they aren’t in order to appeal, pose, or think they are something they are not.
Like a girl decking or in band merch when she only likes one song or it’s popular, or a religious man with no respect for his religions own teachings.
Pronounced “Title-ist”
Like a girl decking or in band merch when she only likes one song or it’s popular, or a religious man with no respect for his religions own teachings.
Pronounced “Title-ist”
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