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titleist 

One of the best name's in golf. They make clubs,balls,bags,hats,etc.
guy1: What clubs you got?
guy2 Titleist
guy1: O i got Dynacrafts...any good?
guy2: If you want to hit it like mark over there
mark: Me?
titleist by Ali G's Main man Alex January 10, 2005
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titleist ass 

A booty that is so large and covered in dimples that it resembles a bag of titleist golf balls.
Kim walked by me in a bikini at the beach yesterday and I wasn’t sure if i should puke or pull out my wood driver when I saw her titleist ass.
titleist ass by ClayBoy1 February 6, 2018

Titleist Ad 

A putt that is the perfect speed so as to just gently rest on the edge of the cup before falling in, resembling a slow-motion shot that would appear in a comercial for Titleist.
I almost bogeyed hole 7 but my putt turned into a Titleist ad.
Titleist Ad by BennyTheJet1999 October 7, 2020

titleist 

Said as tit-le-ist. Someone who is so annoying and so unaware of their stupidity that they wouldn't even be useful as a tit. Not to be confused with Titleist golf balls.
A:"Does she EVER shut the hell up?"
R:"No. And she doesn't even realize that it's driving everyone fucking mad.
A:"Sam is the titleist motherfucker i know."
titleist by CaptainDouche May 29, 2006
A brand of golf balls made up by a person who had tits on the mind.
Look at those tits!; Titlist is my favorite brand of golf balls.
Titlist by Pablo734 March 14, 2018
Similar to a poser. Someone who claims to be Something they are not, uses imagery for something they are not, or identifies as something they aren’t in order to appeal, pose, or think they are something they are not.

Like a girl decking or in band merch when she only likes one song or it’s popular, or a religious man with no respect for his religions own teachings.

Pronounced “Title-ist”
“Did you see his new shirt? He never listened to Floyd a day in his life, he’s such a titlist.”
Titlist by Lord_Smud November 1, 2025
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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