Titbo

Body odor under female or male tits as a result of excessive sweat buildup.

You got some major titbo going on

Your titbo is outta control

That level of titbo should be outlawed

by All The Lepers July 9, 2009

Tito Dick

Dickman, baby!

Tito Dick, dickman baby!
He raised Phil and loves the ladies.

by Smug Noctis October 17, 2016

titlock

Female gridlock. You have no where to go because everywhere you turn there is a set of tits.

Man, I couldn't get out of that bar, a pack of cougars had me in titlock.

by Zombo April 4, 2007

titboob

The chant that a group shouts while fucking with a passed out person.

"Chris is passed out upstairs. Let's titboob the shit out of him."

Group: "Titboob! Titboob! Titboob!"

by Skyping&Blazing October 6, 2009

titiot savant

a person of below average intelligence who possesses a sixth sense about women's breasts, often knowing specific personal details about them with a single glance at a fully clothed woman. In a 1987 Michigan State University study, one tidiot savant with an IQ of 83 was tested by looking at pictures of just the faces of the 50 Miss America contestants. He was able to give the exact breast size of 96% of the women, incorrectly guessing only Miss Alaska and Miss Hawaii, but was correct on all 48 contiguous states.

Jim: Why did you bring Nate along with us to the bar? He's such a doof.
Dave: Hey, man. Be cool. You'll see.
Nate: Ooohh. Ooohh.
Dave: What is it, little buddy?
Nate: At the door, brunette, natural 36C's, left one slightly larger than the right, not much, top hat nipples, medium areolas- again, left slightly larger, but just a tad.
Jim: She's smokin'!
--the next day--
Jim: Hey, Dave. That dumbass Nate was dead on about that chick's boobs. I had sex with her last night.
Dave: Damn right, he was dead on. That's because he's a titiot savant.

by theinstigator December 15, 2013

Josip Broz Tito

Chill dude.
He lead Yugoslavia and has fought in some wars back in the day.
Loved by his people and hated by Stalin. That was Tito.

Did this Josip Broz Tito really fuck Elizabeth Taylor?

by Who took Commie? April 19, 2018

titkok

when you misspell TikTok and write it as Titkok, which sounds too much like tit-cock.

Person A: hey do you have titkok?
Person B: what? a tit cock?
Perosn A: no shit, a TikTok

by marcheigh February 1, 2021