to disspell flatulence in an elevator without regard for the next occupant; thereby, trapping the person, or timelocking him or her, in the there with the fart.
OH NO! I've been timelocked in this elevator for the next 10 floors!
When a super-keener at work sends an email to a co-worker or boss to show how late they've stayed at work. The content of the email is usually non-essential or downright frivolous.
Email sent at 6:45- "HiBoss, just an update on the to-do list you gave me - it's now complete" "Thanks for the Timeclock Email underling."
when a person or group hasn't updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history
Parent: "Who are you going to see play tonight?"
Kid: "Frenzal Rhomb"
Parent: "I've never heard of them"
Kid: "That's cause you're timelocked in the 70s"
Dude: "She's wearing leg warmers?"
Girl: "Yeah, she's in a 80s timelock"
A very cringy user on gamefaq who nobody besides his friends likes. Has been banned about 7 times and hated upon the splatoon 2 board. Very ignorant too.
Made the first timeclock account when he was 11 and stupidly got his first ban from saying he would get himself banned. His first topic was a topic about it raining crystals on the end of the world board, and had a terrible bio. Was a constant pest and always had a grudge against polaricy and gearrandom.
A contraption one devises around ageeight. Usually found in small private schools on the western seaboard.
"time goes by so very strangely....won't you make a timeclock with me now....tick tock...tick tock...tick tick tick...tock tock.... how do you tell time? Please tell me"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.