Timeclocked 

When a co-worker pisses you off, and at clock-out you rush to the time clock just BARELY ahead of her, wait until a crowd surrounds her (blocking her in), and then you CLOCK, FART AND RUN! Trapping her in the crowd JUST soaking up that wonderful fragrance filled with LOVE! (Also referred to as TIMECLOCKING)

"ML pissed SB OFF! Did you smell that crap when SB TIMECLOCKED her? I thought my face would MELT!"

Timeclocked by SMALLSSBAKER January 5, 2017

Timeclock Email 

When a super-keener at work sends an email to a co-worker or boss to show how late they've stayed at work. The content of the email is usually non-essential or downright frivolous.

Email sent at 6:45- "Hi Boss, just an update on the to-do list you gave me - it's now complete" "Thanks for the Timeclock Email underling."

Timeclock Email by Leafsblowgoats July 30, 2010

Timeclock 

A very cringy user on gamefaq who nobody besides his friends likes. Has been banned about 7 times and hated upon the splatoon 2 board. Very ignorant too.

Made the first timeclock account when he was 11 and stupidly got his first ban from saying he would get himself banned. His first topic was a topic about it raining crystals on the end of the world board, and had a terrible bio. Was a constant pest and always had a grudge against polaricy and gearrandom.

Timeclock is a idiot who makes self-depriving jokes

Timeclock by Just A User October 3, 2019

timeclock 

A contraption one devises around age eight. Usually found in small private schools on the western seaboard.

"time goes by so very strangely....won't you make a timeclock with me now....tick tock...tick tock...tick tick tick...tock tock.... how do you tell time? Please tell me"

timeclock by karit May 27, 2003