Timelock
to disspell flatulence in an elevator without regard for the next occupant; thereby, trapping the person, or timelocking him or her, in the there with the fart.
Timelock by miracleman1234 April 28, 2009
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Timelock
when a person or group hasn't updated their knowledge, fashion or technology since a specific period of history
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Timeclock Email
When a super-keener at work sends an email to a co-worker or boss to show how late they've stayed at work. The content of the email is usually non-essential or downright frivolous.
Email sent at 6:45- "Hi Boss, just an update on the to-do list you gave me - it's now complete" "Thanks for the Timeclock Email underling."
Timeclock Email by Leafsblowgoats July 30, 2010
Timeclock
A very cringy user on gamefaq who nobody besides his friends likes. Has been banned about 7 times and hated upon the splatoon 2 board. Very ignorant too.
Made the first timeclock account when he was 11 and stupidly got his first ban from saying he would get himself banned. His first topic was a topic about it raining crystals on the end of the world board, and had a terrible bio. Was a constant pest and always had a grudge against polaricy and gearrandom.
Made the first timeclock account when he was 11 and stupidly got his first ban from saying he would get himself banned. His first topic was a topic about it raining crystals on the end of the world board, and had a terrible bio. Was a constant pest and always had a grudge against polaricy and gearrandom.
Timeclock by Just A User October 3, 2019
Timeclocked
When a co-worker pisses you off, and at clock-out you rush to the time clock just BARELY ahead of her, wait until a crowd surrounds her (blocking her in), and then you CLOCK, FART AND RUN! Trapping her in the crowd JUST soaking up that wonderful fragrance filled with LOVE! (Also referred to as TIMECLOCKING)
Timeclocked by SMALLSSBAKER January 5, 2017
timecock
When a guy knows he’ll get laid at some time during the night, he’s biding time by punching the timecock.
timecock by Secondhandjanman December 8, 2019
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