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Timeclock 

A very cringy user on gamefaq who nobody besides his friends likes. Has been banned about 7 times and hated upon the splatoon 2 board. Very ignorant too.

Made the first timeclock account when he was 11 and stupidly got his first ban from saying he would get himself banned. His first topic was a topic about it raining crystals on the end of the world board, and had a terrible bio. Was a constant pest and always had a grudge against polaricy and gearrandom.
Timeclock is a idiot who makes self-depriving jokes
Timeclock by Just A User October 3, 2019
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timeclock 

A contraption one devises around age eight. Usually found in small private schools on the western seaboard.
"time goes by so very strangely....won't you make a timeclock with me now....tick tock...tick tock...tick tick tick...tock tock.... how do you tell time? Please tell me"
timeclock by karit May 27, 2003

Timeclock Email 

When a super-keener at work sends an email to a co-worker or boss to show how late they've stayed at work. The content of the email is usually non-essential or downright frivolous.
Email sent at 6:45- "Hi Boss, just an update on the to-do list you gave me - it's now complete" "Thanks for the Timeclock Email underling."

tiemcock 

The penis of a Time Lord. Most commonly used to refer to the interdimensional and time traveling peen of the Doctor or the Master. Some can argue that Capt. Jack has a tiemcock, but this is wrong, he has a tiemagentcock.
Jack Harkness wants the tiemcock something fierce.

It's long been rumoured that the Doctor wants some serious tiemcock from the Master.
tiemcock by Raevyn Lovel November 14, 2007

TimeClova 

the swaggiest swag of all time in human form
TimeClova my beloved <3
:timeclLove:
TimeClova by Hdjdj3jdjd May 18, 2021

TimeClovas Hair 

have you seen how TimeClovas hair is?? its so swaggy
TimeClovas Hair by Gwyar June 30, 2021

Time clock tough guy 

An employee or employer on the clock who would never have guts to act or say such rude things off the clock.
Can you believe how hostile Keith acts towards new employees? If he said those comments off the clock he'd be clocked. He's definitely a time clock tough guy.
Time clock tough guy by YooJoe1 January 8, 2014
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