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Tiqis

a beautiful girl with warm heart. she loves to help others in need, she is beautiful, lovely and sweet and people around her love her so much.
neelofa reminds me of tiqis
by Sxhxx December 27, 2017
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Titistics

Titistics is all about calculating and measuring the mass of someone's tig ole bitties based on the cup size and severity of back pain they suffer from.
You might be wondering, what kind of tiddies are considered big? Well, based on lots of published data and the results from my extensive studies, I would say that people with a cup size over D or a bra size over 18 could be categorized as having large chesticles, with all other sized titties considered average or small. But fret not, because we love tits of all shapes and different sizes. Some of my favourites include Cinnamon-breasted tits, Elegant tits (loads of these reside in the Philippines), Japanese tits and I can't forget those gorgeous African blue tits, saw lots of those at Tenerife once!

With all that out of the way, let's focus on the back pain. My research over the years indicates that people with breast cups size D and above tend to have greater curvatures of the spine and poorer postures than small-breasted people. In some severe cases this can cause Scoliosis or Kyphosis. What's the difference? Well Scoliosis is a sideways curve of your spine, often taking the shape of a letter S or C. Kyphosis is more of a forward rounding of the back, which leads to you looking like the hunchback of Notre Dame. Another one of my studies found how prior to breast reduction surgery, half of 179 test subjects with size DD breasts or above had almost constant pain in their back, neck or shoulders. After carefully removing most of the excess titty mass (as if there could be too much of it), their pains relieved within 3 weeks or less. This is my experience in Titistics.
by wanwanwan September 26, 2022
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Timism

A religion based on the belief that Tim exists.
I saw Tim lose at ping-pong the other day. I guess I'm a believer in Timism.
by born_again_timist September 16, 2007
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Tigist

Tigist is an absolute queen. Tigist is friends with everyone she meets but also is crazy loyal to her best friends and will hype them up on the daily. Honestly everyone needs a Tigist in their life.
"Tigist just bought me McDonalds bro. . . ."
"Aw dang man she's the G"
by squashou December 1, 2020
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Tiisetso

a kind generous person. with an intresting personality. they have cute smiles and they are cute and handsome themselves. they are fun to be aroud and they are a blessing.

if you have a tiisetso in your life. you are extremely lucky
tiisetso has the best smile
by baddy dior November 23, 2021
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Tiiism

Tiiism: a belief that all philosophies, and religions, have some things in them which ring true, as well as other things which ring hollow, and that no amount of belief, or faith, will ever make the hollow things ring true. Conversely, no amount of disbelief, or lack of proof that a truth was divinely inspired, will make it any less true.

Tii is Estonian for "Path" "Road" or "Way".

also see Tao.
You may not believe that Jesus or Buddha were divine, but the Golden Rule is still tiiism.

The following quote by Buddha is a tiiism . . .

"Better than a thousand hollow words, is one word that brings peace."

~~~Buddha ~~~~
by SlamIAm September 10, 2010
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Timism

Timism is a simple religion.
It is the beleif in a guy named Timothy Drobniak.
Not that he is any sort of saviour, god, or higher being, only that he is. Believing that someone exists counts as a belief, and that's what Timists are sticking with when it comes to Timism.
Timism does not conflict with any other religion.
A Timist is a believer in Timism.
Timism is the only thing that truly makes sense to all people.
by xintellectualllx September 25, 2007
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