Timperance 

can you really define a Timperance?

Timperances are amazing

Timperance by Jellyfish98 January 25, 2021

timpearced 

A term used when someone disses your rep in front of your homies

Campbell: Hey Tom, you look good in them jeans!
Tom: Ya mumma reckons I look better outta them.
Bystander to Campbell: Tom just Timpearced your ass.

timpearced by Moe Teabagger February 5, 2010

Temperance 

Temperance is the virtue of moderation and self-control in anything, but especially in indulgence in pleasures. Temperance, in the large sense of moderation or self-control, was the characteristic Greek virtue.

To consciously limit oneself in guility pleasures such as substances to make the individual "feel" better

Temperance by Chris Johnston February 21, 2003

Temperance 

A girl who is indifferent, sarcastic, and bipolar. The complete opposite of what her name means- 'moderation and self control'. She cares a lot about friends and is very loyal, but doesn't like to show it. She can be very proud, too, and doesn't like to accept help from others. Generally doesn't trust either.

Might curse a lot.

You: You're bipolar.

Temperance: No shit sherlock, what gave you the first clue?

Temperance by Leslie Z. April 1, 2010

Temperance blanket 

A pair of socks that have been cummed in by your best friend for over a month

My best friend nick makes a tasty temperance blanket

Temperance blanket by Boner guy March 21, 2019

Temperance Spoon 

Long handled spoon, usually metal, kept on the person and wielded by an unavailable or prudish woman to deter men from intercourse. In all cases the spoon is brought down hard on the top of the chap's truncheon - very effective at turning wood to putty.

Also commonly found on matrons/teachers touring the boy's dormitories after 'lights out' at boarding schools, to stop any cases of self-love that maybe occuring.

Margaret: "Goodness gracious Reginald put that away before it feels the sting of my temperance spoon."

Temperance Spoon by Brucey Big Bonus August 30, 2012

queen of temperance 

a myth about the most beautiful and sexualy desirebale women ever to be seen, but she showed temperance in that her husband was the king and faught in glorious battle and would only see her once a week when he returned home to show her all the love in the world!!!

caitlyn: i miss u so much

brickie: i miss u just as much... mwah

caitlyn: u owe me a million kisses, can't wait to see u on the weekend

queen of temperance by brickie July 15, 2005