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timpanzee 

When a dude named tim is acting like a monkey
Last night my friend tim was so fucked up he was literally bouncing off the walls. I guess he was just letting out his inner timpanzee!
timpanzee by d.t.v. May 24, 2021

timpacruise 

a timpacruise is when a man is being respectful to tall females. Often usen in Finland
Leonardo Dicaprio - You are such a timpacruise

Bob Marley - Thanks!
timpacruise by Swedishguy12 March 18, 2022

Timpanaro Hard 

1)The act of going excessively hard for no apparent reason, while not under the influence of drugs, alcohol, or other stimulants.
2) The act of being excessively fucked by imaginary pixies upstate.
3) Under the illusion that if playing running back, you would go to USC and rush for 1500 yds, you would also get mad bitches son.
4)watermelon bacardi RULEZ!
Yo son ur goin timpanaro hard!
Why u goin timpanaro hard?
I got the ill hangover, i went timpanaro hard last nite!
Timpanaro Hard by Joey Timpz January 15, 2008

Timpani Cabbage Plunge 

Shortened to TCP
The act of defecating in someone's ear and then stiring it with your penis.
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had a Timpani Cabbage Plunge last night
or
Charlie's a kinky bitch, he had TCP last night

tampax raider 

When a male sneaks into female toilets and breaks into the used tampax bins normally for purposes involving sex but can be for other reasons
Council worker... They've done it again!! Are u ever going to catch the tampax raider?
Policeman... Yes we will, we'll catch him red handed
tampax raider by mitch00uk April 8, 2015
An unofficial FAA acronym for the Tampa International Airport. Likened to LAX for Los Angeles or JAX for Jacksonville.
I'm flying in to Tampax this weekend period!
Tampax by Skully57 October 26, 2019