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Timejack 

The act of telling someone, who is perpetually late, that something starts sooner than it actually does so they will be on time.
Boss: Will Katie be on time for our 11am meeting?
Employee: Yeah. I totally timejacked her. I told her it was at 10:30.
Timejack by catlady82 May 17, 2015
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timeacaust 

When you waste a lot of time doing something for no end result.
Person 1: So did you fuck that bitch from Manalapans last night?
Person 2: Nah dude, I drove all the way down there and her parents were home. We ended up on the couch watching Finding Nemo with her little brother.
Person 1: Wow what a timeacaust.
Person 2: Quite.
timeacaust by Proudaryanwarrior March 29, 2013
Timea is a very beautiful person.

She is shy but very cute and when she fall in love with somebody she really likes the person. Sometimes she makes descisions without thinking about it.
Theo: I love you
Timea I love you too
Timea by therealreal1 January 8, 2018
Timarion is a type of guy who is very kind hearted. He is cute and goofy. He is very intelligent and listens when told or asked something. If you find a timarion make sure to keep him you’ll life will be so much better!
Stacey-who’s that guy over there laughing and joking around
Olivia-Oh him! That’s Timarion he’s funny ash and very smart people say he’s a keeper.
Timarion by Lhdjxbaowid June 20, 2019
Beautiful, Caring, Amazing Girl, Anyone Would Be Lucky To Have A Best Friend Just Like Her <3 Best Hugs Out You Could Ask For && A Strong Girl That Dont Take Any Shit From People, Trust Her With Your Life ! I Love Her <3
Person 1 : Daamn She Is Seeexy Total Tijana ;)
Person 2 : Best Hugs Out, Just Like Tijana <3
Tijana by Brea_Baby November 23, 2011
To pull down the wider part of somebody's tie to create a stiff knot at the top which is almost impossible to undo. Most commonly used as a prank in British schools where ties (long narrow piece of fabric tied worn around the neck and tied with a loose-ish knot) are usually part of the uniform.
Random Student: Got tiejacked 5 times today. Now I can't get my tie off.
tiejack by Luna lovegood December 16, 2014
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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