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Time Keeper 

Slang for a prostitute, escort or woman of the night
That girl is a time keeper

Dave was out with a time keeper last night not his girlfriend
Time Keeper by Theproblem November 18, 2022

Timekeeper cookie 

A fucking milf that can control time
I wish I could bang Timekeeper cookie
Timekeeper cookie by Justatksimp August 27, 2021

Timekeeper Cookie 

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.
Timekeeper Cookie by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

Timekeeper 

Latin, Some1 who gets owned by Catmandoo
Catmandoo owns Timekeeper
Timekeeper by Adam April 10, 2005

Timekeeper 

A referee or clock stopper in a game, particularly soccer/football.
"The Timekeeper in this game is terrible!"
Timekeeper by Timekeeper September 6, 2007
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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