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Timekeeper 

A referee or clock stopper in a game, particularly soccer/football.
"The Timekeeper in this game is terrible!"
Timekeeper by Timekeeper September 6, 2007

Timekeeper cookie 

A fucking milf that can control time
I wish I could bang Timekeeper cookie
Timekeeper cookie by Justatksimp August 27, 2021

Timekeeper Cookie 

She time travels. She would be one to wake everyone up on christmas day at exactly 6:00 am. She loves portals. She is like the mad hatter.
You’re such a timekeeper cookie!
Timekeeper Cookie by livelaughidiots December 30, 2021

time keeper 

the friend who keeps track of all his drunk time traveling friends so as to tell them about it in the morning
John stayed sober so he could be the time keeper for his party buddys.
time keeper by Idk Sir charles June 10, 2011

Time Keeper 

Slang for a prostitute, escort or woman of the night
That girl is a time keeper

Dave was out with a time keeper last night not his girlfriend
Time Keeper by Theproblem November 18, 2022

Timekeep 

The person serving alcoholic beverages to the point of blackout
Jc's timekeeps,Rich n Chaz, poured him jager and served him beers until he time traveled.
Timekeep by Idk Sir Charles June 10, 2011
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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