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Tiedo is a word for someone that’s fat and bald.
He is such a tiedo!
Tiedo by Lyxfixtchicks April 16, 2022
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Guy on his back, wrists tied together in front of him, ankles tied, and then wrists and ankles tied together. This is opposite of a hogtie. Mostly guys are tied in this position, most of the time stripped to there underwear.
John was pig tied in the locker room, by some football players after he insulted mikes girl friend.
pig tied by Stacie circius January 27, 2014
A youtuber that is plays guitar and sometimes uploads gaming videos. TheDooo can also play the piano and sing. Though sadly TheDooo was born without a head and for some reason the news have never covered this anomaly.
Steve: yo bob when do you think TheDooo will show his face?
Bob: TheDooo doesn't have a face or a head idiot.
TheDooo by KingRift March 23, 2019

Thumb-Tied

When using T9 in a text message, and the wrong word is accidentally sent to someone. It's usually not an issue, unless the wrong word still has applicable meaning in the context of the conversation.

Not to be confused with Slip of the thumbs.
Used in the context of a text message conversation:

Adam: "Hey, where are you?"
Eve: "I'm gone."
Adam: "Gone where?"
Eve: "Sorry, my phone got Thumb-Tied. I'm *home*. ^^"
Thumb-Tied by Chaz Walker October 2, 2007

Tongue-tied 

Unable or disinclined to speak freely (as from shyness)
Do you sometimes get tongue-tied?
Tongue-tied by nevervoid October 20, 2008
When you go to an interview twelve or more times and after an extensive testing when you are completely exhausted they will tell you that you are suitable candidate and they are going to hire you. Instead they will fuck your asshole, manager after manager until it's full of cum and then kick you off back to the street where they think you belong.
Did you get that job? Nope, they completely tietoed me.
TIETO by gandalf the greyt March 19, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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