twitsomnia 

Losing sleep because you are on Twitter constantly

Bro, it's 3am and you're still on twitter? You need to get checked out for Twitsomnia!

twitsomnia by AJusteGG January 26, 2014

Textsomnia

The inability to get a decent night's sleep because of one's self-imposed obligation to read and reply to every single late night text. This thus results in a long drawn out dialogue which probably would have only lasted about 5 minutes over the phone.

An ailment often experienced by people who feel so self-important that must respond immediately to every form of technological communication.

Boss: Why are you so lethargic and lackluster at the office today?

Employee: I'm suffering from textsomnia. I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night because my friend kept texting me about the most random stuff...like Moby Dick...and floggings...and the caloric count of coconuts.

Textsomnia by VitruvianMan October 9, 2009

titsonian 

A fictional museum housing and displaying the most wonderful tits in the history of the world.

"Dude, you see those tits? Work of art. They should be on display in the Titsonian"

titsonian by -Rd September 14, 2012

Tidsomnia 

An unfortunate fate for the average person a mental illness similar to insomnia as to where the only one cure is tiddy's. Tidsomnia is a mental disease that deprives you of sleep or rest, without a tiddy. Things can get very bad for someone with tidsomnia. Tidsomnia also has 3 stages :

Stage 1 :
Stage 1 tidsomnia can be eased or cured with a picture or illustration of a tiddy

Stage 2:
Stage 2 tidsomnia can be eases or cured by looking or feeling on a tiddy in person

And last but not least

Stage 3:

Nicknamed oral sleep Stage 3 of tidsomnia can only be cured by orally consuming a tiddy or sucking on one ,this Stage reinstates a core memory of infanthood and unlocks the need for breastfeeding without needing to actually consume any of the milk. When you reach Stage three you can call it quits since rare few have been completely cured of Stage three tidsomnia.

Boyfriend :babe my doctors told me if been diagnosed with Stage 2 tidsomnia there's a chance I can go back somehow

Girlfriend:that's wonderful news babe I'm very happy that it dint get as bad as Stage 3

Tidsomnia by iDk_mAnnnnn August 24, 2022

twisomnia 

describes the difficulty sleeping caused by reading Twilight books or watching Twilight movies, usually a result of an inability to stop thinking about Twilight.

*Facebook IM Conversation*

-What are you doing up so late?

-I can't sleep. I just saw Eclipse for the second time today. I'm too excited.

-Oh, so you have twisomnia.

twisomnia by CoffeeDrinker July 6, 2010