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Tristonianity
Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.
I practice Tristonianity
Tristonianity by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020
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Titsiana Boobarini
I woman with large boobs, breasts, or breasticles who is fond to wearing tight stripper clothes and is prone to be pounded in her snizz by many a bloke
Example One: "Fuck man, look at Titsiana Boobarini making her way down town."
Example Two: "Hey I saw you go on home with Titsiana Boobarini the other night."
Example Two: "Hey I saw you go on home with Titsiana Boobarini the other night."
Titsiana Boobarini by Bikki-Fishcube December 19, 2008
Tristonianity
Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.
I practice Tristonianity
Tristonianity by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020
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