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Tristonianity 

Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.
I practice Tristonianity
Tristonianity by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020

titsonable 

Useless, incapable of proving worth, such as: Tits on a bull
Mike is titsonable today, he can't seem to focus on the task at hand.
titsonable by Mikey New Shoes December 23, 2006

Titsiana Boobarini 

I woman with large boobs, breasts, or breasticles who is fond to wearing tight stripper clothes and is prone to be pounded in her snizz by many a bloke
Example One: "Fuck man, look at Titsiana Boobarini making her way down town."

Example Two: "Hey I saw you go on home with Titsiana Boobarini the other night."
Titsiana Boobarini by Bikki-Fishcube December 19, 2008

Tristonianity 

Tristonianity is the religion that believes Tristan Finkelstein will come to power in the year 5000 (0 Tristan Time or TT) and will be our new god. The Tristonians believe in many ancient mythological Tristonian stories that explains how the world came to be. The stories while not proven entirely true, do have many pieces of evidence that leads to most of these stories being somewhat, or very accurate.
I practice Tristonianity
Tristonianity by WeenisPenis December 9, 2020

tityonia 

The sexiest person you will ever meet love caring but stubborn and the big breasted one
Damn she sexc with some nice titys must be tityonia
tityonia by Ti'Tyonia December 19, 2016

Titeonia 

She is different and love to have fun: she
Is a sensitive and cry baby . She loves to make money and stay out the way . She wants 15 kids and to b married
Titeonia is very kind
Titeonia by Titeonia November 19, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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