Tiddington

Coolest village

Have you heard of tiddington? its the coolest village... unlike that place called Ickford

by Tidtown87 September 26, 2010

Piddington

Nobody really knows what a Pidington is, it's just something you don't want to be.

I have a people carrier, I am a bit of a Piddington.

I like kippers, I am a bit of a piddington.

by abitmorekids1324565 December 21, 2008

piddington

Developed from commentary by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear:
1. A people-carrier/minivan, especially one that is being driven in a manner that is inconvenient to you.
2. The driver of a people-carrier/minivan, or a person who looks like he might drive one.

1. That piddington is going 12mph in a 50 and I can't see around its fat ass to tell whether or not I can pass it.
2. This place is clogged with piddingtons; must be a Michael Buble' concert in town tonight.

by exstock April 5, 2009

turdington

one who collects a ton of turd

Hey Turdington, how much compost do you make each year?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

teddington girls

girls that are oblivious to the dangers of cunts and yobs for boys. Set deep in the belief that they cant walk home without getting raped, these ignorant females feel they are the centre of everything, and have no idea what dangers non-dickead boys have to avoid when going on a night or day out.

cunt: 'oi emo! gimme your fukin fone now you lanky bastard!'

teddington girls: 'oh go on, he just wants to have a look at your phone, oh my, your such a pussy matt rickard! why are you running away you lanky prick?!'

by loser999 December 11, 2007

teddington

A evil teddy bear with a large penis and a plumbob on a string he uses for playtime

Oh god not teddington

by Puggymonkeybaby November 30, 2017

Biddington

An absolute smokeshow. More than just a biddie...Shes so hot that all you want to do and all you can think about is taking this girl down to slamtown.

Bro check out that girl that just walked in. Shes an absolute biddington.

by The Dub Slayer December 18, 2009