Tiddington 

Coolest village

Have you heard of tiddington? its the coolest village... unlike that place called Ickford

Tiddington by Tidtown87 September 26, 2010

Piddington 

Nobody really knows what a Pidington is, it's just something you don't want to be.

I have a people carrier, I am a bit of a Piddington.

I like kippers, I am a bit of a piddington.

Piddington by abitmorekids1324565 December 21, 2008

piddington 

Developed from commentary by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear:
1. A people-carrier/minivan, especially one that is being driven in a manner that is inconvenient to you.
2. The driver of a people-carrier/minivan, or a person who looks like he might drive one.

1. That piddington is going 12mph in a 50 and I can't see around its fat ass to tell whether or not I can pass it.
2. This place is clogged with piddingtons; must be a Michael Buble' concert in town tonight.

piddington by exstock April 5, 2009

turdington 

one who collects a ton of turd

Hey Turdington, how much compost do you make each year?

turdington by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

teddington girls 

girls that are oblivious to the dangers of cunts and yobs for boys. Set deep in the belief that they cant walk home without getting raped, these ignorant females feel they are the centre of everything, and have no idea what dangers non-dickead boys have to avoid when going on a night or day out.

cunt: 'oi emo! gimme your fukin fone now you lanky bastard!'

teddington girls: 'oh go on, he just wants to have a look at your phone, oh my, your such a pussy matt rickard! why are you running away you lanky prick?!'

teddington girls by loser999 December 11, 2007

teddington

A evil teddy bear with a large penis and a plumbob on a string he uses for playtime

Oh god not teddington

teddington by Puggymonkeybaby November 30, 2017

Biddington 

An absolute smokeshow. More than just a biddie...Shes so hot that all you want to do and all you can think about is taking this girl down to slamtown.

Bro check out that girl that just walked in. Shes an absolute biddington.

Biddington by The Dub Slayer December 18, 2009