turdington

one who collects a ton of turd

Hey Turdington, how much compost do you make each year?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Turlington

Possibly the funniest recurring character on American Dad. Voiced by Forest Whitaker, Turlington is a detective of various employers who speaks in a very low voice and is suspicious of nearly everyone. A running gag is that he is slow to react and forgetful of trivial items, which pertain no usefulness whatsoever to his investigation, allowing suspects to get rid of any incriminating evidence. He is also seen often during a time of distress or extreme relief engaging in a sorrowful, half-sobbing dialogue with one of his dead parents. Episodes of Turlington's apearence include: Chimdale, Live and Let Fry, and Meter Made.

Turlington: Mama? If you can hear me mama? It's Daniel. I WANT THAT SANDWICH!

by Noumena July 4, 2011

Lord Tubbington

The magical and totally unicorn cat of Brittany S. Pierce on Glee. Lord Tubbington only eats people food, nougat and glitter so he can poop candy bars, and at night (when he's not reading Brittany's diary) he sneaks off to smoke and get Arby's.

Brittany: Lord Tubbington got out and I found him at Arby's, how did you get into my room?
Rory the Leprechaun: Santana has just one wish - she wants you to quit Glee Club.
Brittany: Great - why couldn't she have just wished for Lord Tubbington to stop smoking?

by wprincessluv December 27, 2011

Torrington High School

Public school in northwestern Connecticut. Prides itself on a lack of ceilings, random bomb threats, a series of nuclear fallout shelter tunnels, knife-wielding students, and at least one teacher who breaks and enters.

"And I'd like to congratulate the 1% of Torrington High Schools's graduating class who are not going on to UConn, Central Connecticut, NCCC-- or McDonalds."
-Principal LeDuc

by Class of '04 February 17, 2005

christy turlington

Christy Turlington is one of the most beautiful souls to ever walk this Earth. One of the original 'Supermodels' of the 1990's (along with Linda Evangelista, Cindy Crawford, Naomi Campbell, Stephanie Seymour and Kate Moss) she has graced over 500 magazine covers, numerous music videos, and demonstrated to the world that a career in fashion modeling need not lead to drug abuse, sexual promiscuity, scandal or self-destruction. By all accounts Christy Turlington is a loving mother (to daughter Grace and son Finn), wife (to filmmaker/actor Edward Burns) and advocate of spiritual awareness (born a Catholic she's also become a voice for Yoga) and social betterment (giving time and energy for many social issues beside friend Bono of U2). She's a joy and an inspiration to millions of fans and admirers, and typifies both beauty on the outside and beauty on the inside.

"She is a spiritus mundi, a soul spun of stardust, but it's what's inside that shines. She's a real Christy Turlington."

by tabula rasa October 28, 2006

Torkington

A rare type of ampethamine known to induce vivid fabrications of liasons with sheep; more commonly used as a verb to rape and molest someone

Walker: "Is that your field over there?"
Farmer: "Ay, the best breed of sheep in wales walk that grass."
Walker: "I think you've got yourself a Torkington."
Sheep: "BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH."

by Nerd. December 31, 2007

Tarkington

There’s Redneck Finney’s .There’s crackheads like Tret Carpenter and Dawson Snead and their gay.Tarkington is very dumb but the football basketball basebvall and track is the best teams to go and try out. There couzin fukers in Tarkington. But it’s better than Cleveland and splendora bc they do drugs and fight but Tarkington has a couple of bad ppl in the town. Not tryin bully on Tret or Dawson. But u know their diks. But if you need your car or truck fix come to Tarkington high school. And yes I am a yee-yee person and no I don’t like to fuk my cousins like all the rest of the yee-yees.

Bobby- let’s go in the duly to go to school at Tarkington

Levi- heck ya but I’ll take my truck and race you to Tarkington ok
Bobby- ok bruh I’ll beat you to Tarkington

Levi- bet you won’t

by Steve dumb September 19, 2019