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Torridge turd tickler

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An unelected pen pusher who works for district government who derives pleasure from tickling random floaters left in public toilets. They will normally perform this ritual after screwing a smaller branch of local government out of assets.
Jen: Hey Wallace
Wallace: Hey Jen, hows it going?
Jen: It's going great. I've just stripped another asset from a town council, so I'm of down the public loos to perform a Torridge turd tickler to celebrate.

Wallace: Sounds good. Hope someones left a nice curler for you
Torridge turd tickler by C.H.Ungs October 16, 2019

dick tickler 

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That old, toothless Scottish bastard has a bunch of cum caught in his dick tickler from sucking his brothers cock.
dick tickler by scream_clarity September 10, 2011

Pickle Tickler 

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Noun,

A tongue, lip or any other Intra-oral and/or peri-oral piercing designed to increase and facilitate stimulation of the penis while performing oral sex. Popular among those who identify themselves as a hoochie, whore, sluts, cholita, juggalette, douche baggette, punk, fairy, puffer, emo, homo, and/or trollo.
I bet that dude with a pony and pickle tickler would bob your knob if you asked him.
Pickle Tickler by JRPGking December 21, 2009

goblin tickler 

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That joe sure is a goblin tickler.
goblin tickler by Vamsinnie March 28, 2009

tip tickler 

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1. A hilarious joke that someone tells that can often be interpreted as very strange and obscure, but still gets a lot of good laughs.

2. A homeless man, usually of Chinese descent, who stands on the 405 highway in Los Angeles offering circumcisions for only twenty dollars with a rusty scalpel to anyone desiring their foreskin to be removed.
Gee, that one sure was a tip tickler!

Hey, Jim, you're Christian, right? You should totally speak to that tip tickler over there.
tip tickler by garfsnarf December 17, 2022

Mango Tickler

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When a man inserts a rotten mango into a woman's vagina. The man then proceeds to pound the woman senseless, in turn, liquefying the mango. After the man cums inside her, he drinks the remnants of the mango from her vagina. This beverage is known as the Mango Tickler. Other fruits can be added for additional flavor.
"Did you try the Mango Tickler that Christine and I made?"
Mango Tickler by Batman vs Santa August 10, 2014
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Friend 1: Minimap
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