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Definitions by fball_jones

garden path sentence 

A sentence that when read, causes unintentional confusion because the reader thinks it means one thing when actual meaning is different from reader's said meaning.
James: I'll never get this report on "Why English is butchered" done.

Robert: James, time flies like arrows, fruit flies like bananas.

James: Will you stop using that gibberish?, Everybody knows that neither fruit nor bananas fly.

Robert: For someone who's a an English major, you know nothing about garden path sentences.

James: I should've known.

tickle buddy 

I hung out with my tickle buddy Lisa and laughed like crazy for the whole day.
tickle buddy by fball_jones October 3, 2010

can't type itis 

A condition in which a chatter has trouble spelling the simplest of words
i was so frustrated cuz my can't type itis was acting up
can't type itis by fball_jones August 11, 2009

tickle monster 

one who enjoys tickling almost to the point of obsession
George can be such a tickle monster sometimes. Said Jennifer after they had a round of tickling
tickle monster by fball_jones June 19, 2009