This is a term to refer to the man opposite size of his true penis. In this case “Tic Tac Dick” would refer to a 10 inch bigger dick than the size of a tic-tac, vice versa.(10.1 inch)

Person: You have a Tic-Tac dick
Them: .. you underestimate me and my dicks length

Tic-Tac dick by TotallyNotFunnyJunny September 12, 2023

Related Words

tic-tac dick • tic tac • tic-tac-toe • tic tac head • Tic Tac Hoe • Tic Tac Man • Tic Tac Smack • Tic Tac Addict • Tic Tac Ball Tac • tic-tac brownie

Tic Tac Dick

A penis: the size of which is comparable to the popular candy called "Tic Tacs". When seen by a person of the female gender the mood is normally killed.

---- about this big!

Girl: Man Justin Bieber must have a tic tac dick!

Tic Tac Dick by BROOM DICK TITS! December 20, 2010

tic tac dick

A guy with a dick the size of a tic tac. Never more than an inch.

Person 1: You have to see that
Person 2: See what?
Person 1: That guys dick
Person 2: Is it big?
Person 1: Fuck no. It's less than an inch
Person 2: Why would I want to see a tic tac dick?
Person 1: To make fun of it
Person 2: He's probably gonna stay a virgin for life

tic tac dick by trevvvvvv May 19, 2010

Tic tac dick

It’s a dick that is the size of a tic tac.

Aidan: wanna see my dick
Me: not really
Aidan: photo
Me: is that a tic tac?

Aidan: blocked
*ew he has a tic tac dick*

Tic tac dick by Just your betch August 27, 2018

Tic tac dick

Having a dick the size of a tic tac (less than 3 inches...hard)

Brian McDaniel talked a huge game, but when I saw him he had a tic tac dick.

Tic tac dick by 420&chill February 7, 2017

Tic Tac dick

When a man of any race (Asians most likely) have a small penis equivalent to the size of a Tic Tac. When a male has a Tic Tac dick they usually can't have good relationships with girls.

"Hey Bobby I heard that Akira has a Tic Tac dick"
"No way man that means he can't fuck real good"
"I know, I guess Akira and Brittney broke up then"

Tic Tac dick by Lil Dougie 69 June 10, 2019

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026