6 definitions by josh grier

kinked waterhose

Bending the penis directly before ejaculation.

That fat ass bitch gave me a kined waterhose.

by josh grier July 9, 2005

Scrambled Ham

The vagina is excessively loose and resembles ham being scrambled in a pan.

I ate my girlfriends scrambled ham and it was all over my face.

by josh grier July 9, 2005

tic-tac dick

A man having a penis the size of a tic-tac.

That dude has a tic-tac dick.

by josh grier July 9, 2005

goochasaurus

Acrusty layer of skin over the gooch resembling a dinosaurs rough skin.

The bitches goochasaurus was out in the jungle.

by josh grier July 9, 2005

double dip

When you screw your girlfriend and about an hour later you go screw the girl next door.

Hey dudes i just got done double dippin.

by josh grier July 9, 2005

Camel Grease

The sweaty greasey substance in the crevace of a vagina.

That bitch had some nasty camel grease down south.

by josh grier July 9, 2005