Thymen

Thymen, a good lad. You want a friend like Thymen

Son: I’m going out with my boyfriend tonight

Dad: What is he called?
Son: Thymen
Dad: Alright, Thymen is a good lad

Thymen by LilyBecca April 22, 2018

Thymen

A handsome muscular alpha male who has a lot of sex, utilising his enormous dick.

Jooo I was with Thymen last night, it was a wonderful experience.

Thymen by Slayer_69_420 January 22, 2022

Tymen 

A guy who is super funny and likes to dab, he also likes pizza and touches his hair ever 5 seconds.

"Look at that guy eating pizza! He's probably named Tymen!"

"Stop dabbing! You're such a Tymen!"

Tymen by MFL2 February 14, 2017

A Thymer Argument 

When Ones points in a argument are opinion based, have nothing to do with the topic, or is a hollow argument.
typically used when one is clearly wrong in an argument and in the moral wrong so one proceeds to spout bullshit as a self defense mechanism

Person 1: Well i may have joked About Your suicide attempt but you dated a girl me and this other guy think is Weird!
Person 2: dude that's such A Thymer Argument

A Thymer Argument by retardmoments69 October 22, 2020

Runny Out of Thyme Burger 

A burger that comes with a runny fried egg and thyme

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Runny Out of Thyme Burger, you should try it!"

Runny Out of Thyme Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018

thyme 

An herb that goes r8 nice with casserole.

Jerry has too much thyme on his hands. But like da herb thyme.

thyme by lycent December 8, 2007

Dirty Thymon

When you wank so hard you break your arm, and use your new cast months later as a fleshlight

Friend: why is your cast leaking?
You: I did a dirty Thymon last night.

Dirty Thymon by SH1271 October 15, 2021