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Pythagorean Throat Sex 

When she or he gives their male partner extremely award winning deep throat. So good that it can be almost calculated down to the second of him busting a nut.
Girl 1: girl I told you he would bust in 2 minutes. My head game is genius!

Girl 2: girl you sure did. It was calculated right. You must have given him that Pythagorean Throat Sex.

Pythagorean Throat Sex 

When a woman or man can calculate down to the second when their male partner will bust a nut from award winning head.
Girl 1: girl I told you he would bust in 2 minutes.

Girl 2: you calculated that down to the milliseconds. You must have given him that Pythagorean Throat Sex!

sex threat 

to make a threat of having sex, or much more frighteningly, of not.
can be used to create arousal or a joke
but also in times of anger and for punishment.
guy- if you don't stop being such a naughty girl i'm gonna have to fuck you.
girl- ooh is that a sex threat?
guy- do you want it to be?

funny guy- jenny if you don't stop talking to me i may have to take you right here!
jenny- what, in the middle of a library?
funny guy- we could build a fort out of self-help books for privacy.
jenny- alright alright! stop with the sex threats, please! read your stupid book.

jim- i'm sick of you always being out late karen! no more sex for a month!
karen- you're sex threatening me?! that is ridiculous!
jim- deal with it baby!
sex threat by pen15clubber October 23, 2007

throatseuxal 

Someone who is sexually attracted to throats.
Throatsexual people are usually very attracted to fucking someone's throat or having their throat fucked.
For someone to be considered a Throatsexual they must be more attracted to throat-focused sex than regular sex.
I am throatseuxal
throatseuxal by Jack555Jack May 31, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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