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Slang term for male ejaculate.
If you're feeling a bit parched, I've got plenty of throat yogurt for you.
by Calidus July 21, 2003
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The human man's white gold, plain and simple. The seminal fluids released from a man's cock en route to a girls esophagus.
Steve's mom was hungary so I fed her half a pint of throat yogurt.
by Randy Layhey September 29, 2005
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A thick fluid that is ejected from the depths of a man's slut monkey into the throat of another, which automatically gives meaning to the term. This is usually accomplished directly from male penis to female throat.
Alright Jane, lip lock my slut monkey and get ready for my throat yogurt!
by thadelus January 29, 2009
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semenal fluidl; cum; jizzum
"Peter North just pumped a pint of throat yogurt into that chick's mouth."

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"Robbie likes to wrap up his workout by guzzling a cup of Korean throat yogurt."
by Total Penetration May 23, 2005
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Refers to a human males semen (The Yogurt) being ejaculated directly into his partners throat.
When a human male ejaculates while his penis if fully inserted into his partners mouth.

"Hey babe, I've got some yummy Throat Yogurt for you"
by Dicky J G December 13, 2013
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When your load gets caught in a dying chick's throat and it cultures itself into reproductive vanilla yoplait. Often extracted through munging (see munging definition in Urban Dictionary).
Man, it was a bummer when Cemanda OD'd while she was sucking Rich's cock, but in the end it did make some tasty THROAT YOGURT.
by LCRC January 12, 2008
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