A campy, almost drag queen like alter ego, resonating only with the deepest aspects of your soul. A Threatsona is the truest, fiercest, most unapologetic version of oneself.
Oh, she’s really going for it! She’s let her Threatsona run FREE!
A lie or secret told by an inner-circle/close friend that is so fucking heinous and fazing, it affects you and your friends image.
In most cases a meeting must be held to determine wether or not the accountable party should be exiled from the inner circle.
Jerome: "So Ali fucked up and made us look bad? We've all done it. We can't just disown her. She fam."
LaTrelle: "Nah bro, that's a treasonable lie right there. Not only did she snitch, she made up shit that didn't even go down, made us look like a bunch of no-good dirty thieves. She's gots to go. We don't need that drama so close to home."
Jerome: "Good point. I'll call a meeting tonight with the posse. We'll take to a vote."
The aspect of a particular space (logical or physical) relevant to the likelihood and severity of loss, compromise, or inaccessibility.
Due to the constantly evolving threatscape, security professionals need to keep one eye on their current environment and another on external variables such as changes in technology, human behavior, and economic conditions.
A term that is used when one party views their partner's new friend as a threat to their relationship, therefore forcing their partner to ignore said threat.
The cute girl at the optometrist's office (Jen) threatzoned me because her girlfriend saw my charming personality on social media.
This girl I'm sleeping with got super jealous after meeting Morgan. She put her in the threatzone real fast.
1. A threatspian is a person or a group of people that take part in an action that is intended to cause harm to the cyber realm. 2. Threatspian is a portmanteau of "threat thespian" aka "threat actor".
Nation-State threatspians are often motivated by intelligence gains... but cash works too.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.