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thousand cock stare
When a woman has ridden to cock carousel for such a long time that she loses all ability to bond with a man. This shows in her eyes that have a unique kind of deadness, hollowness, and hardness to them. She's given up on love and is now cynically looking for a meal ticket.
"Man Amy sure looks dilapidated. I saw her pic on OkCupid."
"Yeah she had a lot of fun in the past, but now she's just another single mom with a thousand cock stare looking for a shlub to wife her up, heh."
"Yeah she had a lot of fun in the past, but now she's just another single mom with a thousand cock stare looking for a shlub to wife her up, heh."
thousand cock stare by Kesselfieber April 12, 2017
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thousand cock stare
A phrase often used to describe the blank, unfocused gaze of a naturally promiscuous woman after riding the cock carousel for too long and who's now incapable to pair bond with a man. It's argued that this vacant gaze is typical of women with the emotional and psychological issues that correlate with excessive promiscuity. It's unclear if the emotional issues stem from the promiscuity, or vice versa.
John: Why does Steph look so empty and hollow in her pics?
Daniel: She had her fun in her 20s but now she cannot find a good man who will commit to her. Look at the thousand cock stare in her eyes.
Daniel: She had her fun in her 20s but now she cannot find a good man who will commit to her. Look at the thousand cock stare in her eyes.
thousand cock stare by TheUrbanSchollar January 2, 2021
Max Payne Thousand
Guy 1 - I just invited this female I’m talkin to over
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight 😭
Guy 2 - She Max Payne Thousand?
Guy 1 - Eh She Ight 😭
Max Payne Thousand by therealthuggaGMoney October 30, 2021
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thousand island dressing
Alissa was so horny she couldn't wait to eat out her girlfriend. Alissa didn't care that her girlfriend was on her rag and didn't know she had a yeast infection, so she got a taste of thousand island dressing.
thousand island dressing by cookiesandtits March 16, 2014
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