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by TheUrbanSchollar May 22, 2021
Get the Vaxrape mug.A phrase often used to describe the blank, unfocused gaze of a naturally promiscuous woman after riding the cock carousel for too long and who's now incapable to pair bond with a man. It's argued that this vacant gaze is typical of women with the emotional and psychological issues that correlate with excessive promiscuity. It's unclear if the emotional issues stem from the promiscuity, or vice versa.
John: Why does Steph look so empty and hollow in her pics?
Daniel: She had her fun in her 20s but now she cannot find a good man who will commit to her. Look at the thousand cock stare in her eyes.
Daniel: She had her fun in her 20s but now she cannot find a good man who will commit to her. Look at the thousand cock stare in her eyes.
by TheUrbanSchollar January 2, 2021
Get the thousand cock stare mug.A portmanteau of involutary celibate. It refers to a man who doesn’t have the necessary qualities to get a woman to voluntarily have sex with him without paying her to do it.
It's worth noting the word has nothing to do
with bitterness, misogyny, hate, sexist, etc. There can be bitter and non-bitter incels, misogynistic and non-misogynistic incels, etc.
It's worth noting the word has nothing to do
with bitterness, misogyny, hate, sexist, etc. There can be bitter and non-bitter incels, misogynistic and non-misogynistic incels, etc.
Both Josh and David are incels, although they're day and night: Josh is a sexist, misogynistic man while David is the most respectful person toward women you'd ever meet.
by TheUrbanSchollar May 27, 2021
Get the Incel mug.A long and calculated sniff, usually of young girls. It's named after Joe Biden who's documented to have sniffed several young girls and women while in the presence of cameras.
by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020
Get the Biden sniff mug.Ex1:
Sarah: He hasn't called me back yet. Do you think he will call me back?
Mary: I think he fuckzoned you, Mary.
Ex2:
On average, guys are friendzoned while women are fuckzoned.
Sarah: He hasn't called me back yet. Do you think he will call me back?
Mary: I think he fuckzoned you, Mary.
Ex2:
On average, guys are friendzoned while women are fuckzoned.
by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020
Get the Fuckzone mug.To masturbate while in a videocall using a videotelephony and online chat service such as Zoom, Telegram, Instagram, etc.
This term was coined after New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call.
This term was coined after New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call.
Students caught toobin during my class's online session will be reported to NYU for misconduct.
I'm of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with toobin... that's unless you voluntary expose yourself .
I'm of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with toobin... that's unless you voluntary expose yourself .
by TheUrbanSchollar June 10, 2021
Get the Toobin mug.1) A pejorative term that describes a Caucasian person that mimics black ghetto culture, mainly by their use of Ebonics in their speech.
2) A poseur
2) A poseur
by TheUrbanSchollar January 9, 2021
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