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Definitions by TheUrbanSchollar

Cuntopotamus

A fat woman with a bitchy and cunty demeanor.
When Ian married her, Karen was neither fat nor a bitch. However the last two years, she's become a cuntopotamus with her bitchy attitude and her fat ass.
To masturbate while in a videocall using a videotelephony and online chat service such as Zoom, Telegram, Instagram, etc.

This term was coined after New Yorker reporter Jeffrey Toobin was caught masturbating on a Zoom call.
Students caught toobin during my class's online session will be reported to NYU for misconduct.

I'm of the opinion that there's nothing wrong with toobin... that's unless you voluntary expose yourself .
Toobin by TheUrbanSchollar June 10, 2021
A portmanteau of involuntary spinster. It refers to a woman who doesn’t have the necessary qualities to get a man to voluntarily commit to her.

It's argued that inspins and incels are two sides of the same sad coin: An incel is a man who can’t generate enough female attraction to get sex and an inspin is a woman who can’t generate enough male attraction to get commitment.
It's unfortunate to say it but Bella has become an inspin: she goes on dating apps looking for a boyfriend but guys simply use her for sex since she's got nothing else to offer.
Inspin by TheUrbanSchollar May 27, 2021
A portmanteau of involutary celibate. It refers to a man who doesn’t have the necessary qualities to get a woman to voluntarily have sex with him without paying her to do it.

It's worth noting the word has nothing to do

with bitterness, misogyny, hate, sexist, etc. There can be bitter and non-bitter incels, misogynistic and non-misogynistic incels, etc.
Both Josh and David are incels, although they're day and night: Josh is a sexist, misogynistic man while David is the most respectful person toward women you'd ever meet.
Incel by TheUrbanSchollar May 27, 2021
To forcibly pressure someone to take a vaccine.
Lately, acquaintances of mine has tried to vaxrape me to take the Covid vaccine.
Vaxrape by TheUrbanSchollar May 22, 2021

Homofastidic 

A person who dislike, or feel disgust for, homosexuals.
It came to Mike's realization that Sarah wasn't homophobic but homofastidic; she didn't fear homsexuals but loathed them.

Homofastidio 

The loathing, dislike, disdain, or scorn of homosexuals.
As time has passed, homofastidio has become less of an issue in America.