Simp

(noun) A pathetic beta male that gives money to thots, and who's most likely subscribed to their subreddit or Twitter feed where he defends her honor in order to get validated by his peers and hopefully get some pussy crumbs.
"Look at that fucking simp, Marcus. He actually thinks that girl likes him. What a fucking loser."
by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020
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thousand cock stare

A phrase often used to describe the blank, unfocused gaze of a naturally promiscuous woman after riding the cock carousel for too long and who's now incapable to pair bond with a man. It's argued that this vacant gaze is typical of women with the emotional and psychological issues that correlate with excessive promiscuity. It's unclear if the emotional issues stem from the promiscuity, or vice versa.
John: Why does Steph look so empty and hollow in her pics?

Daniel: She had her fun in her 20s but now she cannot find a good man who will commit to her. Look at the thousand cock stare in her eyes.
by TheUrbanSchollar January 02, 2021
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Fuckzone

To use someone just for sex without any intention of committing to them.
Ex1:
Sarah: He hasn't called me back yet. Do you think he will call me back?
Mary: I think he fuckzoned you, Mary.

Ex2:
On average, guys are friendzoned while women are fuckzoned.
by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020
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Biden sniff

A long and calculated sniff, usually of young girls. It's named after Joe Biden who's documented to have sniffed several young girls and women while in the presence of cameras.
Man, I didn't like how Dan took a few Biden sniffs off that girl. It was gross.
by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020
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Cuntopotamus

A fat woman with a bitchy and cunty demeanor.
When Ian married her, Karen was neither fat nor a bitch. However the last two years, she's become a cuntopotamus with her bitchy attitude and her fat ass.
by TheUrbanSchollar July 22, 2021
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Creepy Joe

A term used to describe someone who sniffs women and children, usually while on camera. It's named after Joe Biden who's documented to have sniffed women and children while on camera.
Look at Thomas, he's such a creepy Joe.
by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020
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Transfastidic

To loathe, dislike, or feel disgust for transgender people.
Jane: Why would you say that about Emma? You're so transphobic, Lucas.

Lucas: I don't fear or hate trans people. I simply loathe and dislike them, thus I'm not transphobic but transfastidic.
by TheUrbanSchollar April 02, 2021
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