tittopotamus

When a woman's breast are so gigantic they become weapons when she runs.

Damn that tittopotamus just rammed into me and I liked it!

by johnnybgoodOG December 29, 2022

Thotopotamus

a very large thot similar to a hippopotamus but only human. Commonly found in central Illinois

Did you see that thotopotamus back there Maddie?

by mr.lahey June 2, 2015

Twatopotamus

A fat bitchy woman. Someone who is acting like a bitch or complaining nonstop about pointless things.

Hey, quit being a twatopotamus and whining about you non-existent love life you cow.

by ronjonr2 December 25, 2010

twatopotamus

A clinically obese vagina where you can easily mistake folds of skin for labia.

Her twatopotamus needs to hop on a treadmill.

by Marc Frey January 25, 2004

twatopotamus

a twat that can eat you alive run for you life

I went down on this chick and her twatopotamus tryed eating me

by pckr June 11, 2006

tittipotamus

An obese woman with freakishly gigantic breasts who looks way older than her actual age. Often you awake one morning, a frighteningly short time after the wedding, to find yourself in bed beside a tittipotamus, instead of the cute but chubby girl you married. Screams at you when upset, hogs all the covers, and snores like a hibernating Grizzly, thus ensuring that you spend many nights on the couch where you lie awake cursing the boob-fetish that got you caught, for the rest of your miserable life, in the loser trap.

"Jesus, buddy, WTF? Your squeeze turned into a tittipotamus."

"That poor fuck, Mike. Half his salary goes to keeping his tittipotamus in Twinkies and larger and larger sweatpants."

"That's not the sofa - that's my wife!" "Dude, she a tittipotamus!!!"

by treeple February 5, 2009

Thotopotamus

Dirty birdies. They are gross chicks that are lazy af. These girls don't do much at all. They are nasty thots.Usually jail birds that act like their shit don't stink. Fiends and you'll probably catch an std if you fuck one. Resemble ratchets, but fatter and smelly. Don't wash their coochies.

Damn, there's the nasty Thotopotamus' in their natural habitat. That chick is a nasty thotopotamus.

by pancakesnsteaks August 30, 2019