An obese woman with freakishly gigantic breasts who looks way older than her actual age. Often you awake one morning, a frighteningly short time after the wedding, to find yourself in bed beside a tittipotamus, instead of the cute but chubby girl you married. Screams at you when upset, hogs all the covers, and snores like a hibernating Grizzly, thus ensuring that you spend many nights on the couch where you lie awake cursing the boob-fetish that got you caught, for the rest of your miserable life, in the loser trap.

"Jesus, buddy, WTF? Your squeeze turned into a tittipotamus."

"That poor fuck, Mike. Half his salary goes to keeping his tittipotamus in Twinkies and larger and larger sweatpants."

"That's not the sofa - that's my wife!" "Dude, she a tittipotamus!!!"

tittipotamus by treeple February 5, 2009

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Thotopotamus

Dirty birdies. They are gross chicks that are lazy af. These girls don't do much at all. They are nasty thots.Usually jail birds that act like their shit don't stink. Fiends and you'll probably catch an std if you fuck one. Resemble ratchets, but fatter and smelly. Don't wash their coochies.

Damn, there's the nasty Thotopotamus' in their natural habitat. That chick is a nasty thotopotamus.

Thotopotamus by pancakesnsteaks August 30, 2019

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