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Thotopotamus 

a very large thot similar to a hippopotamus but only human. Commonly found in central Illinois
Did you see that thotopotamus back there Maddie?
Thotopotamus by mr.lahey June 2, 2015

Thotopotamus 

Dirty birdies. They are gross chicks that are lazy af. These girls don't do much at all. They are nasty thots.Usually jail birds that act like their shit don't stink. Fiends and you'll probably catch an std if you fuck one. Resemble ratchets, but fatter and smelly. Don't wash their coochies.
Damn, there's the nasty Thotopotamus' in their natural habitat. That chick is a nasty thotopotamus.
Thotopotamus by pancakesnsteaks August 30, 2019

Twatapottamus 

A girl who is so massively bitchy that she can never contain her cuntosity. She can be any shape or size but makes up for that by being a huge bitch or a Twatapottamus. Do not confuse for a Hippotwattamus
"That bitch is a Twatapottamus."
"Dude,that chick is off the charts hot! What's with the fat hating?"
"It's not her body, it's her level of bitchy. It's now the size of a Twatapottamus."
Twatapottamus by deathfordough November 18, 2016

Thotopotamus 

The skankiest, filthiest, most degenerate hoe out there. Usually a solitary creature spending his or her days in the confines of reddit, podcasts, and the like.
Friend: Who that ugly hoe over there? That Thotopotamus should be put back in its cage
Me: that's just Dempsey - he ugly but harmless
Thotopotamus by Trix4Kidz April 18, 2019

Thotapotamus

A plus size gal who also happens to be a thot
Becky is such a thotapotamus , that's her 3rd guy today
Thotapotamus by Allanus morrisett January 15, 2021

Thotopotamus 

1. A girl who is looked at as a hoe or slut that also is large in size due to unhealthy eating habits and lack of exercise

2. A promiscuous hippo
1. “Man she gave great head, but she’s a bit of a thotopotamus”

2.”What’s the weirdest thing you’ve stuck your dick in?” Said Cotton eyed joe to Alfonzo. “Damn bro, you ever seen the ass on a thotopotamus?”
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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