An obnoxiously long Snapchat story by a Basic consisting only of videos of them telling a story or expressing an opinion no one cares to hear. Thotologues can be distinguished by the constant use of "like" and either the dog or flower crown filter.
Me: Hey have you seen Rachael's snap story today?
Jeff: No why, is it hot?
Me: Naw, you'd be wasting your time, it's just a Thotologue on the new Kylie Jenner lip color....
A person who flirts with a multitude of people at the same time. They tend to have spouses lined up, so if one doesn't work out they immediately have another one waiting.
Kim: Did you see how many people she was flirting with?
Josh: Wayyyy too many.
Kim: I swear she's a thotolopolopolus.
Josh: hope she doesn't get pregnant.